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Here the one about the Irish priest?
By admin | April 9, 2008
An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O’Malley got out of bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to take a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: “Good morning. This is Sergeant Benedetti. How might I help you?” “And the best of the day to yourself, this is Father O’Malley newly arrived at St.Brigid’s. There’s a jackass lying dead on me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple O yer lads to take care of the matter?” Sergeant Benedetti, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, “Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!” There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O’Malley finally replied: “Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.”
Chloe Anne - maybe you’ll understand this one.
There was a terrible plane crash. The first out of the wreckage was a rabbi – he looked around, brushed himself down and made the sign of the cross. He was seen to do this by an Irish priest who was standing among the rescuers. “Rabbi,’ said the Irish Priest. ‘I saw what you just did, the sign of the cross oi mean – does that mean because of the crash and you bein’ saved an’ all, that you’ve seen the light, the true way?’ The rabbi smiled.’ No, no. I was just checking up: Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.’
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April 12th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Haha, that was funny.
April 13th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Funny shit man!
April 13th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
lol how funny, we do have a good sense of humor heh….:p
April 14th, 2008 at 12:15 am
LOL. A good one.
Next of kin indeed!
April 15th, 2008 at 8:37 am
I don’t get it.
April 16th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Nice one , thanks !
April 17th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
ha ha ha funny
April 19th, 2008 at 3:20 am
thats funny
April 20th, 2008 at 1:19 am
For originality star is on its way lol.
April 21st, 2008 at 9:39 pm
keep em coming
April 24th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
The second one.
April 26th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
two good ones there lmao……have a star